$735 Million "sale" to someone we just gave $38.9 Billion to
I am thinking about starting a restaurant based on this business model. I'll give every prospective customer $389 and then sell them a nice steak dinner for $73.50. People will be lined up around the block for such a great deal. I'll be rich in no time. Rich I tell you!
This idea can work if you simply conjure up that money you give your customer out of thin air the way (((the Fed))) does. Also, make sure that steak is made out of plants and bugs but still call it steak. Bonus points if you call it kosher steak and sell it to the jews.
You'll make up for it with volume.
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