I don't know or care what state you reside in, but I would vote for you versus any incumbent
And I think you're a bit of a dick
So you should consider a platform and maybe employ me as your campaign manager
My CV (that is shorthand for curriculum vitae, it's Latin I know what I'm doing) is immaculate (that's means I haven't been convicted of any crimes)
I'm not talking down to you I'm just putting it in terms a prospective politician should be aware of
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We could run in any state with a name like that. Let's fund this
Thank you for your support. I am indeed a bit of a dick, but not enough of one to want to hold political office.
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