Are you Buddha?
Buddha is a POC. I'm a White Viking Norse gent. Actually, more of an American Pollack.
Cheers to Whites!
E: In nerdy D&D, I've been playing a Norse Viking priest for over ten real years. I guess I resign myself to being still a Pollack.
E2: Recent scenario. I had a Valkyrie serving me. She died permenantly. A post-Ragnorak God brought her back to life. I married her. I impregnated her. The huge war is coming. She wants to fight. I initially ordered her to not fight. Then I thought, "We are a warrior folk." I told her she can fight. In this dumb campaign, I now have my pregnant wife in a war, LOL.
I can’t believe there are any virginal women over the age of 15 in your town, with you around...
No joke, they call me the "pussy slayer." I kid you not (complete irony). It is a joke, but I find it funny.
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