The Pope is visiting Canada
After completing his visit, the Canadian government gives him a chauffeur-driven car to see the natural beauty of Canada. After 20 kilometers through Canada, he says to the driver:
"Oh, let me get behind the wheel. I'm from the narrow Papal States, and I always have to sit in the back of the popemobile. even though I am such a passionate driver!" So the chauffeur swaps seats with the Pope.
After a few kilometers, the Pope is stopped by a police officer. The Pope winds the window down and the policeman immediately runs back to his car. From there he calls his superior:
"Lieutenant , i have a problem. I have a speeder here."
"What is the problem? Just fine him!"
"I think he is a big shot though."
"Is he higher ranked than me?"
"Lieutenant, i believe that is the case."
"Is he higher ranked than the prime minister?"
"Lieutenant, i am afraid that is the case."
"Who is he then?"
"I don't know, but the Pope is his chauffeur."
The Pope is visiting Canada
~~~
After completing his visit, the Canadian government gives him a chauffeur-driven car to see the natural beauty of Canada. After 20 kilometers through Canada, he says to the driver:
"Oh, let me get behind the wheel. I'm from the narrow Papal States, and I always have to sit in the back of the popemobile. even though I am such a passionate driver!" So the chauffeur swaps seats with the Pope.
After a few kilometers, the Pope is stopped by a police officer. The Pope winds the window down and the policeman immediately runs back to his car. From there he calls his superior:
"Lieutenant , i have a problem. I have a speeder here."
"What is the problem? Just fine him!"
"I think he is a big shot though."
"Is he higher ranked than me?"
"Lieutenant, i believe that is the case."
"Is he higher ranked than the prime minister?"
"Lieutenant, i am afraid that is the case."
"Who is he then?"
"I don't know, but the Pope is his chauffeur."
~~~
You glorious bastard. That was an awesome joke.
You glorious bastard. That was an awesome joke.
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