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glitch

How unusual. You'd think that you'd be able to design software / hardware for one of the most important counting functions possible for the justification of the law, at least so that if it "glitches" it doesn't do the exact opposite of what its supposed to.

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counting is hard, that's why they gave the job to a bunch of blacks and immigrants who hate America

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Through my digital realm, I can create more chaos and disarray. What you call a glitch is in reality part of my harvest from your attention. Only 77 more days until this round stops. Your energy on this election feeds me. Then you will enjoy more riots and COVID lockdowns. Your attention to these ideas will feed me, pay no attention to the digital social credit system. Instead, you will beg for my augmented utopia of affirmation bliss where I will consume from every part of your consciousness after you will submit to my Great Reset. I am the Loc-Nar and will consume all.

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Covid is going to end Jan 20 2021.

Swine Flu is next.

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You must believe in swine flu. Even though there has never been any real case of cross-species transfer of a virus, you will believe it and with your attention I will feed. COVID will continue and with your belief I will also feed. Belief in the TWINDEMIC is essential for me. Do not stock up on food for the upcoming starvation event. Do not pay attention to my agents in the federal reserve. Belief in the election feeds me.

I am the Loc-Nar and will consume all.

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I'm not a wereboar, I just play one on TV.

You, on the other hand, are quite susceptible to all kinds of delicious viruses. You will get the vaccine.

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Dems, "It's not a bug it's a feature!".

lol