But, but, but... evil paper and lumber companies just want to clear cut the forests and ruin nature!!!!!111!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If we thin the timber we won't have forest fires to blame on global warming!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
...we won't have forest fires to blame on global warming and Orange Man Bad.
Fixed it for you.
He fucking set them! I know it!
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