He's getting old, making mistakes. His eyes aren't as good as they used to be. I can sympathize.
He’s not doing well. He just left the hospital after getting burned.
Global warming caused this.
More likely the ozone layer.
Only electric motorcycles allowed to be owned from now on!
Why is the nose trying to kill the chin?
He needs to stay home and out of the garage. He just caught himself on fire not all that long ago, working on an old car with rotten fuel lines.
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