Banker Joke from Humoropedia:
Two Bankers: One Suicidal, One Greedy
Two bankers are talking: – “How are you?” – “Very bad. Completely ruined. I wanted to commit suicide, but I couldn’t do it.” – “Why don’t you book yourself a contract killer?” – “How do I do that? I went bankrupt. I have no money.” – “Don’t worry. I will let you borrow.”
Banker Joke from Humoropedia:
Two Bankers: One Suicidal, One Greedy
Two bankers are talking:
– “How are you?”
– “Very bad. Completely ruined. I wanted to commit suicide, but I couldn’t do it.”
– “Why don’t you book yourself a contract killer?”
– “How do I do that? I went bankrupt. I have no money.”
– “Don’t worry. I will let you borrow.”
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