Well then, that problem is fixed. Let's spend it all and go on Christmas break guys!
Done!
Done? You all see how my opposition just allowed me to spend all this money? He needs to be stopped, contribute to my campaign so I can be reelected and we can do the same shit next year I can stop this atrocity to our nation!
Oh shush and take your hush money like all the other good politicians. You wouldn't want to have an accident would you?
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