I know, I know, I'm a cynic, but if I wanted to murder somebody, or if I accidentally beat them to death, and I wanted to insure that there was sympathy for me if I were ever identified and apprehended, or less interest by police in finding the person who did it, I would write this on the person I killed. Maybe cut off his penis and stick it in his mouth for good measure. After all, he's dead -- he can't defend himself.
Literally admitting he diduit.
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