"Those poor LGBTABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZSISJAAISJDJSJAINDHUWIKFHXIKJRIJJWHJAIWASFFQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM+-×÷=π©® folk! Being oppressed by the racist sexist, antisemitic, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, arachnophobic, claustrophobic, pedophobic, fatphobic, bigoted, problematic, toxic, white, cis, straight, christian male nazis who are in the wrong side of history like that! I'm literally shaking and crying right now alongside my wife's transdaughter while xir birthing person is out on a LONG sexual date with her boyfriend of color!"