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this i have no issue with, or let them bypass it by paying for a second seat its no one elses fault theyre that size and things are built to fit the average person which is not a fatass.

they keep talking about sugar tax as well. no. fuck off. that punishes all for the greed of a few. fat tax. you pay at maccas according to your weight, if youre a fatass, you pay a lot extra for your burgers. you lose some weight you get cheaper snacks.

oh but thats fat shaming! Yes! Youre right! You should be ashamed! But you cant shame a proud person, you arent ashamed of that persons words youre ashamed of yourself.

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No fuckin way will they make fat black bitches get on a scale

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Just put the scanner thing on a scale.

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Just put all the porch monkeys on a plane to Liberia

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With only enough fuel for normal weight people.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Passengers should be weighed simply for the safety factor. Putting all the landwhales on one side of the plane could cause stability issues.

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balance fuel consumption and profitability all in one big fat mess.

300 fatasses wont even fit into the same space as 300 non fatasses to begin with so to fit that many fatties in a plane you have to have a lot less of them, so half the passengers at the same price straight up slashes your profit. THEN... you STILL have a capacity plane so you STILL have to capacity fuel and STILL have to run at full tilt to do the same work that you would normally do but this time with more weight so burning more fuel plus maybe an extra stop...

imagine if the USAF got rid of their weight requirements, youd end up with aircraft needing shittons of extra tanking.

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An airplane a few years ago crashed because some fat fucks lied about their weight and distorted the natural balance of the plane

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There was a plane crash in Congo where the plabe did a nosedive on the descending approach because someone smuggled a crocodile aboard and it escaped the bag it was in and everyone ran to the front of the plane.

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I would welcome ticket prices based on weight. Basically, add the weight of your luggage and you and your fare is based on that. Plus airlines can advertise fares by the pound. Fly United, we may break guitars but we only charge $1.14/pound. Our competition charges $1.88/pound.

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The simple solution is to weigh the person and luggage together. Fatsos get less luggage or they pay for it. No one knows what the person weighs because they can claim they have their bowling balls in the suitcase.

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Southwest new fare tiers: Wanna Get Way, Anytime, Business Select, and Fat Fuck.

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This is going to be nice to get nigger and spic free planes.

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Why are airlines always at the forefront of all this nazi shit?

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It's a tactical thing. Centralized control of the people's movement allows for great control of their actions. For their own safety of course.

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We all know the lockdowns contributed to the obesity crisis. However the obesity crisis was always there pre-covid. Last week was the first time in visiting the corporate office for a meeting in over a year and many of my coworkers gained a shit ton of weight. Particularly the women.

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They should get one big scale, and get everybody to walk on it at the same time. That way they take the weight of 10 passengers instead of a single one. Also, just have one big readout above the scale to show what the weight is.