Moving closer to communism. You are now assigned as a beet laborer, you will work 18 hours a day and make 3 dollars an hour, or else.
So you just get drunk all day and lie around in the field instead. Ever tried to force a horse to do anything it's pretty futile.
The horse doesn't have a house to foreclose on or children to be taken away by social services while they're disappeared in the middle of the night.
You get disappeared for speaking out about shit not for being lazy and drunk mainly because they would have to disappear everyone if lazy and drunk was all it took to qualify for disappearance.
On schrute farms?
3 dollars an hour
Per HOUR comrade? No no, per DAY comrade!
You will enjoy being free of your capitalist oppressors, or you will be given an all-expenses paid government vacation to camp where you will be taught how glorious it is.
да товарищ!
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