Are you looking for work?! Does the new never ending varient have you down?! We're looking for Rockstar energentic enthusiastic crisis actors like yourself to pose for (enter current news propaganda) photos!! If you think you have what it takes to bring the world into the next toilet paper buying frenzy send your cover letter along with resume to: Rosen.goldstien@ 👃 .com Or have a quick discussion about the role you'll be playing I'm our globohomo agenda! 1-800-932-735-397 that's 1800WEAREJEWS