Fellow coffee drinkers. I want to assure you that I'm just like you. As a company, we pride ourselves on upholding the ideals that our great nation was founded on. But we also have to keep in mind that its founding was not based upon a stagnant, unchanging dogma. Therefore, fellow coffee drinkers, we have to adapt as the country ~~your~~ i mean our forefathers toiled and bled for evolves. Think of all the progress we have made and continue to make! We embrace this change as well, for it makes us stronger!!! We wouldn't want only French Roast, would we? No! We welcome a diversity in our coffee as we must welcome a diversity in our lands! That is why I call on you all, fellow coffee drinkers, to embrace change, embrace progress, and report those racist, awful people who will stand in our way to our trusted good friends in the government. We must let them know that they are repugnant. We must let them know that we do not stand with those who want to preserve their own disgusting culture.