The Rat Eradication Decade “Before this decade is out, we will place a lidded bin on every corner, not because it is easy, but because the rats have grown bold.”
The Great Sanitation Leap “We choose to invest billions in trash‑can technology, not in spite of the cost, but because no New Yorker should fear eye contact with a rodent on their morning commute.”
Operation Nightfall “Let future generations look back and say: this was the moment when humanity rose up, united, and told the rats to get lost.”
The Bin Frontier “We stand today on the precipice of a new era — an era where trash is contained, dignity is restored, and the rats must finally work for their meals.”
The Vermin Infrastructure Act “With the full faith of the taxpayers, we will build a city where the only creatures thriving in the subway are humans, pigeons, and the occasional lost tourist.”
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1. The Rat Eradication Decade
“Before this decade is out, we will place a lidded bin on every corner, not because it is easy, but because the rats have grown bold.”
2. The Great Sanitation Leap
“We choose to invest billions in trash‑can technology, not in spite of the cost, but because no New Yorker should fear eye contact with a rodent on their morning commute.”
3. Operation Nightfall
“Let future generations look back and say: this was the moment when humanity rose up, united, and told the rats to get lost.”
4. The Bin Frontier
“We stand today on the precipice of a new era — an era where trash is contained, dignity is restored, and the rats must finally work for their meals.”
5. The Vermin Infrastructure Act
“With the full faith of the taxpayers, we will build a city where the only creatures thriving in the subway are humans, pigeons, and the occasional lost tourist.”