Sure. No problem. Here's your check plus an invoice for your share of the mortgage, utilities, auto payment, tanning bed, half of that pool we installed,... Did I miss something? Oh, I don't care about that shit on cable. I'm going with a simpler package and tonight's dinner and movie -- your treat? I paid last time.
The other part they miss is the price of the services the husband provides. She should have to pay him for being private security, a handyman/maintenance, an auto mechanic, sanitation engineer, lawn care specialist, pest removal service, a landlord, a technologist, an accountant and even a social worker. All of these services the man provides are not free if you are an employee rather than a partner. She would find herself having huge bills quickly or have to go without these valuable services.
You beat me to it.
I mean, if you're going to distill it down to strictly remuneration for services it's far cheaper and less risky (no pre-nups) to get Walmart grocery delivery, periodic Uber Eats, and an occasional hooker. That's your competition to beat, honey. Time to up your game.
Walmart and a whore? Egads.
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