Shit or get off of the pot. Either they aren’t worth a damn and can’t work remote so you fire them, or they are worth a damn and can, saving the country a fuck ton in support costs. Either way, sell the fucking buildings and land and force more to work remote with quotas and invasive performance evaluations.

If you can’t be trusted to work remote for a job that has no actual in-person demands such as factories or a sales counter, then you don’t deserve to work that job. Forcing people to be together for kumbaye sessions and drum circles is retarded on its face.

The only people who benefit from onsite office drones are the real estate developers and lease agents who collect endless revenue from single purpose buildings.

Biden needs to go away quickly.

I want to see the DC/NoVa area covered in former government workers in a mad max situation, fighting it out for charging ports and avocado toast while driving jacked up EVs in a barren hellscape. In this place, a man can buy a harem of women with a charging brick.