But if this was 2004 and I wanted to customize my MySpace profile, I could, and I had to, because I wanted cute big-tiddy goths to think I was edgy and badass, but I had to learn and write some basic HTML and CSS to do so.
That and modding/using mods in video games. Nowadays it is simple with Steam, just a few clicks. But back in the day, if I wanted to install a mod on the original Diablo that turned all the demons into cows, that shit took work, and it never worked on the first try, so you had to accidentally learn something about file systems along the way.
Now, because my MySpace profile was so edgy and cool, I got a big-tiddy goth gf, and didn't have to learn anymore computer shit.
Oh Theo, that's such a tragic and sad thing you went through. Having to learn some basic HTML and CSS that you could copy and paste into MySpace so you could try to impress goth girls must have been so difficult for you and your learning disabilities. Because you're "special" you felt the need to try so hard to make you profile and games special. You're such a brave and "special" snowflake.
Hmm, 2004. No need for me to have a big-tittied goth girlfriend since I had already been married to a large breasted good woman for 15 years at that time. She was most impressed that I had a career as an electrical engineer and software engineer that didn't involve trying to be edgy to goth tranny girls. But I do understand how difficult it was for you being so young and "special" as you are. Nothing's really changed for you though, except you write poetry now instead of being a computer poseur. Still you chase the tranny goths. Still you try to be edgy. But that's what makes you Theo.
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