"Unlike most other species of Great Apes, the female North American Pavement Apes often participate in viscous and open combat. These battles are to establish a hierarchy of access to the buck niggers who have stolen the most loot to give them access to. Unlike higher Apes, like Gorillas, the buck nigger of this species offers no long term resources to the females, rendering their battles utterly illogical. This matters not to the North American Pavement Apes, as they are incapable of grasping the abstract concepts of logic, instead relying on hollerin' and beating each other for no apparent reason." - David Attenborough, probably
"Unlike most other species of Great Apes, the female North American Pavement Apes often participate in viscous and open combat. These battles are to establish a hierarchy of access to the buck niggers who have stolen the most loot to give them access to. Unlike higher Apes, like Gorillas, the buck nigger of this species offers no long term resources to the females, rendering their battles utterly illogical. This matters not to the North American Pavement Apes, as they are incapable of grasping the abstract concepts of logic, instead relying on hollerin' and beating each other for no apparent reason." - David Attenborough, probably
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