He works out in the metaverse

I've seen his "training". The people he beats are either extreme beginners or paid to not fuck him up. If he were ever to step foot against even a decent opponent, he would either be knocked the fuck out, get chocked the fuck out, or have a limb broken before he can submit. Personally, I would prefer to see him get caught in a nice heel hook, the kind where all of the damage is done while he is falling, and when he hits the ground, that leg is already fucked and it is just extra pain being applied. That will never happen though because any competent opponent will knock the dork out on his feet.

Not me.

Hahahahah, no he could not.

He's a master at Geek.