Those heathen sonsabitches were judiciously Deus Vulted straight to Hell by St. Michael protected iron willed Iberian infantry unleashing arquebusian thunder and Castilian cavalry slinging Toledo steel from atop Andalusian steeds.

There's a reason the Spaniards toppled that barbarian empire and destroyed its evil culture.

Barbarism! End the shitskins!

The waiting for their teeth to rot sounds like the equivalent of a lampshade made from skin.