Well Hitler was well spoken, articulate, had morals, ethics and was always polite and friendly to children. Biden has none of those qualities. He's a sickly, idiot with a "special" Forrest Gump mind... and even then, he is still not as intelligent or motivated as Gump. Biden Shrimp Co. would never have worked because Joe would be sleeping and Jill doesn't know the difference between a pencil and a banana. The boat would have just sat docked like his broken mind.