A flying saucer has just landed in front of you. An opening appears and a ramp extends to the ground. A strong smell of patchouli and fried chicken drifts out and you can see what looks like a smoke detector inside the entrance. It lets out a low-battery beep. "Oh, no", you think. "We're fucked."
lol
That low battery beep is universally accurate. I hear that one time and I'm dealing with it, but those motherfuckers will let it go on for years.
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