All year I've been thinking about the story of my favorite aunt's "best friend" in high school. It was the sixties and on a whim she got one of those short pixie haircuts that were suddenly the rage and she would not stop talking about how great it was. At least once a day she would say to my aunt "you've just got to get this done, you'll love it!" And after about 6 weeks my aunt gave in and had her beautiful, long, thick hair cut into a very very short helmet. The next day she met up with her friend before the start of class as she always did, expecting her friend to ooh and ahh but what actually happened was her friend sadly smiled and said "thank God, now we can both grow it out together". What a bitch. This year, we all see how many bitches we are surrounded by, and the amount is too damn high!