Recycling larry the cable guy jokes.

To be fair, giving birth is painful but a gloriously monumental achievement for women. Getting kicked in the nuts has no winners. It's just... pain. If I get kicked in the nuts but I gain power to tell anyone to fuck off without consequences for 9 months, I'll get kicked in the nuts every 9 months.

Weirdly women’s bodies release a hormone once they’ve given birth to make them forget how painful the whole experience actually was so that they won’t be afraid to go again. Kind of a pity men don’t have something similar for kicks in the stones.