said someone who just hopes to be raped so they can say they had sex.
>Sandy shuffled down fifth avenue carrying a heavy bag of cat litter with one sickly pale hand and a bag of cat food with the other. The sun had set twenty minutes ago and she knew pookums, smoogy, numnums, spock, fidget and balthazar were going to be cross with her for being late with their din-dins. She couldn't help but to be late today. Oh no. She knew that the starbucks frappe frothing boy was giving her THE eye today. She had to wait around until the store closed just to make sure. Today was the day he was going to froth her gibblets! But, alas, the mermaid went dark but her desire didn't dim with it.
>"If only", she thought, " I could find a man. Any man. Especially tonight."
>Just as that thought trailed off, a shadow steps out of an alleyway, blocking her path. Sandy stopped in her tracks with a small squeek emanating from her cracked dry lips. She was so startled that she dropped both bags of feline care, with the bag of cat litter ripping open and spilling it's contents all over the sidewalk. Sandy froze, breathing in shallow gasps of smog filled air. As she took her third breath the shadowy figure spoke.
>"Hey man. If you don't vote for me, you ain't black."
>Sandy stood frozen and co fused. She wasn't black, she wasn't white. How dare he put me on the same pedestal as those barbarians. Before Sandy could correct the figure of his antisemitic remark, the dark figure took a step closer and slurred out.
>"Do I smell Tresseme? Lavender and a" he sniffed the air heavily sending chills up Sandy's spine. "and a hit of avacado."
>Before Sandy knew it the dark figure dashed behind her and started sniffing and drooling all over her hair. She was scared and frightened but she caught a whiff of bengay and worthers that somehow calmed her. Soothed her. The dark figure moved closer into her ear and whispered.
>"Do you want to touch my leg hairs? The kids love rubbing my legs underwater. That was the first time I saw a roach. Want to see my roach?"
Alright. I have to stop there because I'm wierded out by that myself. Maybe will finish it for you.
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