I swear to god if Trump gets reelected he needs to make that fucker do the truffle shuffle. America has tolerated his sinful, greasy, disgustingly glutinous ass for too long. President Trump... I call on you to to take pity on this fat deflated dying testicle of a man. Make the rat walk the treadmill for his cheese. Even a hemmorhoid has better control over it's size.
I swear to god if Trump gets reelected he needs to make that fucker do the truffle shuffle. America has tolerated his sinful, greasy, disgustingly glutinous ass for too long. President Trump... I call on you to to take pity on this fat deflated dying testicle of a man. Make the rat walk the treadmill for his cheese. Even a hemmorhoid has better control over it's size.
The guy should be forced onto a treadmill for 3 hours a day and limited to 1600 calories.
The guy should be forced onto a treadmill for 3 hours a day and limited to 1600 calories.
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