Either way, Aggressive dip-shittery is not acceptable on the road. In the general area I am in multiple people have been shot over the last few months because some jackass decided to road rage. If you have ager issues on that level get some help or stay off the fucking road.
Just move on with your fucking life. You are not teaching them any lesson by road raging. If anything, you might end up dead because of it.
I've certainly had to duck and run before. Other people keep it way more real than I'm willing. I'm still going to passively and legally fuck with people.
I once got pulled for harassing someone doing 60 in the fast lane. Took me 30 minutes to work my way up to the dumbass. I fucked with that guy relentlessly. I guess 4 people called in and reported my harassment. Finally had a trooper pull me over like 20 minutes after I gave up. I think it was a $150, what they originally pulled me over for. All in all I got off pretty easy.
Pro tip: never fuck with a vehicle faster than you.
So.. You wasted at least an hour+ of your life and $150 to try to mildly annoy someone that you could have left in your dust and moved on with your life. If that fuckhead was a piece of shit they may have shot and killed you or rammed you off the road.
Most states have laws about minimum speed limits on the interstate or highway. Report them for reckless driving, say they are driving too slow and crowding lanes and acting erratically, maybe you suspect they are drunk or high, then pass them and move on with your life.
You were the one that lost, not them. They did not get pulled over, you did. Maybe it "felt good" to you at the time but they will never think about you again other than the occasional "this one time some asshole was fucking with me and he got pulled over. Fuck him".
Oh, and since you got the ticket. You are not "legally" fucking with them.
Lessons were learned. That guy had a campfire set up in that lane and he wasn't budging. He won that fight so many ways it's embarrassing.
Legally fucking with someone is now. That was a story of me having a couple helpings of humble pie. I get what you're saying, calm down.
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