She's so fast thanks to her keel.

I wish that dick would drown , I’m sorry aou, I meant live happily ever after crushing everyone else’s dreams.

How does this retard not feel like a complete and utter embarrassment every time he steps foot in public? If the women he's competing against think it's wrong and don't take his win seriously, how is it possible he can feel any sort of accomplishment in any way shape or form?

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