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It's important to think on the things we love and appriciate about our spouse.

My husband cut down a bush in our front yard yesterday. It was dying and right by the drive way so it was often in the way. The front yard looks do much cleaner now!

It's important to think on the things we love and appriciate about our spouse. My husband cut down a bush in our front yard yesterday. It was dying and right by the drive way so it was often in the way. The front yard looks do much cleaner now!

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I have no idea what "appriciate" means...

But I liked the pot brownies the missus made last night. I had a teeny little 1 inch corner, which was delicious, mind you...

I don't remember what happened after... except for a Pringles ad, where mr potatohead argues with another tranny mr potatohead about eating potato chips whilst wearing his mouth which I found surprisingly disturbing...

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Damnit "appreciate" stupid phone failed me

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Sounds like it was rat poison and not pot.

Either way, still nice.

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When I'm working hard on something, she often makes me fresh coffee.

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Hung two flag boxes and walked the dogs.

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The laundry.

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Please remind her...I did not like the last load she did, she used too much starch.

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My spouse only stabbed me twice last night.

Instead of the usual five.

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Kinky.

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No one else posted.

So I'm feeling pretty good today.

ps got any extra blood lying around?

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I got something resembling a bunch of blood out of this big ol skeeter I just killed. Will that do?

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Ex-wife hasn't killed my kids yet despite talking about it, so that is cool I guess.