Some other lines I usually hear from these women
"That all happened in my past, and that's behind me now. My past doesn't define me, so you need to forget it happened"
"Whether you like it or not, I am your dream girl. You just need to forget that I'm obese, have several kids from different fathers, have an unending mountain of debt, dropped out of high school, am addicted to everything on the planet, have a partner count high enough to make a prostitute blush, have absolutely no skills that don't involve me naked on my back, you can't see my skin through the tattoos, and I'm now barren. But, I'm totally your dream girl, just give me a chance!"
>Just give yourself a chance
FTFY 😂
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