this is what happened to frank, a co-worker of mine. frank left work one afternoon for a physical examination. at the clinic, the nurse led him into the examination room and gave him a gown. she instructed him to strip out of all his clothes, then put the gown on with the opening in the back, and said she would be back shortly. he did as he was told, then hopped up on the paper-covered exam table. soon the nurse came back in with the doctor. the doc checked his eyes, ears, nose and throat, and performed tests on his reflexes, then asked him to stand. as frank slid off the table, the paper covering on the table got pinched in his butt-crack. he accidentally pulled all the paper off the table. i'm sorry, he muttered to the nurse, then he pulled the paper from his butt-crack. as he pushed the paper back onto the exam table, he couldn't help but notice the long brown stain he left behind. i'll take care of that after you leave, said the nurse.