I'll never forgive for what he did to me the first time I met him.
I was with my girlfriend at a private event hosted by when I first noticed him. I'd seen a lot of what he had to say online, so I was kind of excited to meet him.
I nervously took my girlfriend over to introduce ourselves.
Hey, I'm Theo, heard a lot about you! I even think we may have crossed paths online before! Great to meet you in person, you're even more badass than I thought you would be, how're ya doing kind strangerino?
He didn't even bother looking at me. He just turned to my girlfriend, and said
Are you really with this neckbeard, the guy wearing a Captain Marvel t-shirt to a wedding?
Well that got me kinda steamed, so I started to explain how I found it to be a very empowering movie to women and especially little girls worldwide (I know ladies always love it when you defend feminism), showing that even women can be superheroes, and not just that, even stronger than male superheroes!
Teran didn't bother responding to my excellent arguments, instead he just slid his hand onto the lower portion of my girlfriend's back and gently escorted her to the bar so they could enjoy a drink together.
I can't complain about her decision, she is a strong independent woman after all, but gosh darn I thought he was rude! I nearly spilled my soylent I was shaking so hard!
Until he apologizes for his toxic masculinity, he will always be on my list of not so friendly folks.
Oh man, that was too funny.
But I did have a faux pas with your girlfriend. Did you ever tell her your secret?
Edit: Whenever I try to send you a PM, it still doesn't show up in my sent box.
I also didn't get pinged with this response, I didn't see it until I was browsing my history.
But lol, I don't tell my girlfriend shit.
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