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GOTTA QUICK MAKE BIG GAINSZ LIKE NOWWW

40LBS MUSLE+ B4 CHISRNUS. ANYONE OHELLLLLPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

##GOTTA QUICK MAKE BIG GAINSZ LIKE NOWWW ##40LBS MUSLE+ B4 CHISRNUS. ANYONE OHELLLLLPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[–] 4 pts

What's the question?

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

I need to gain 40+lbs of lean muscle b4 chrustmas halp

[–] 2 pts (edited )

Zoomba 3x per week and eat nothing but milt and cat meat.

[–] 1 pt

you got me on that one, TK.

[–] 2 pts

That's steep as fuck, my man.

Whey protein

Do push-ups every day. At least 100

Protein only diet

5000 calories per day

I'm sure I'm missing some things, but bulking isn't exactly something I'm that knowledgeable on. Hopefully this helps.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Lean is going to be hard. Better eat a tub of lard a day and then cut like no one has cut before.

Legit you would need a full set of weights at home. You're going to have to hit all major muscle groups in rotation just for the mass. Anything you can do to speed up recovery to hit them again you've got to do.

[–] 2 pts

You can put on about a half a pound of muscle per week, depending on routine. So you should have started 80 weeks ago. It's too late for this Christmas. It's too late for next year's Christmas as well. You can cut that time down if you roid, though. Just makes it so you recover faster, so you can hit it harder, though. You still need to put in the work.