None of the above. Penis Captivus... It's a thing, look it up. Vaginismus is real and waiting to haunt your dreams.
None of the above. Penis Captivus... It's a thing, look it up. Vaginismus is real and waiting to haunt your dreams.
Twist on the werewolves - instead of humans turning into them, do dogs turning into werewolves. Like reverting to nature.
Twist on the werewolves - instead of humans turning into them, do dogs turning into werewolves. Like reverting to nature.
dentist office scares me more than any of those options. how about an after hours dental emergency. just after you get sedated with gas and those scissor things are inserted into your mouth to keep it open, a sliver of moonlight crosses the room and the dentist turns into a werewolf. he leaves you there, immobilized in the chair with the door wide open while he's off cavortin'. various unsavory passersby come into the open office and discuss what they're gonna do with you and to you while they take hits on laughing gas and pop whatever pills they can find. they eventually pass out and so do you. no idea how it ends or what comes next.
dentist office scares me more than any of those options. how about an after hours dental emergency. just after you get sedated with gas and those scissor things are inserted into your mouth to keep it open, a sliver of moonlight crosses the room and the dentist turns into a werewolf. he leaves you there, immobilized in the chair with the door wide open while he's off cavortin'. various unsavory passersby come into the open office and discuss what they're gonna do with you and to you while they take hits on laughing gas and pop whatever pills they can find. they eventually pass out and so do you. no idea how it ends or what comes next.
About "best when used by" labels
About "best when used by" labels
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