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Thanks, Admins...

Thanks for letting me speak Freely,

Although I know not what to say,

Thanks for letting me write poetry,

Although I cannot rhyme worth a damn,

Thanks for demanding I eat bacon, on the eigth of each month,

Although my doctor tells me to watch my sodium,

Thanks for replacing Voat,

Because this place really is better.

Thanks for helping me quit Grindr,

Because this place has more faggots.

Thanks for everything, and thanks for sending me more dick pics,

From more angles,

And with better lighting,

Then I ever could've imagined.

Thanks & !

You're the best [biggest] Admins a guy could hope for!

Thanks for letting me speak Freely, Although I know not what to say, Thanks for letting me write poetry, Although I cannot rhyme worth a damn, Thanks for demanding I eat bacon, on the eigth of each month, Although my doctor tells me to watch my sodium, Thanks for replacing Voat, Because this place really is better. Thanks for helping me quit Grindr, Because this place has more faggots. Thanks for everything, and thanks for sending me more dick pics, From more angles, And with better lighting, Then I ever could've imagined. Thanks @PMYB2 & @AOU! You're the best [biggest] Admins a guy could hope for!

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Oh Captain, my captain!