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I view the entirety of my life as a performance art piece. Everything I say and/or do is a bit of artistic expression.

Especially my online persona, my greatest concept so far.

Of course I'm not serious, no, not at all, when I say certain things that could be misconstrued as vile, or hateful.

It's a parody of modern American internet dialogue.

I strive to ride that line, the one that makes you question whether or not I am completely sarcastic or completely serious.

I want to make people question their beliefs.

I want people to take jokes seriously.

I want people to believe that Theodore Kent is a real person, a plausible person, someone who could actually exist in this reality.

You believe in Theo, don't you?

I view the entirety of my life as a performance art piece. Everything I say and/or do is a bit of artistic expression. Especially my online persona, my greatest concept so far. Of course I'm not serious, no, not at all, when I say certain things that could be misconstrued as vile, or hateful. It's a parody of modern American internet dialogue. I strive to ride that line, the one that makes you question whether or not I am completely sarcastic or completely serious. I want to make people question their beliefs. I want people to take jokes seriously. I want people to believe that Theodore Kent is a real person, a plausible person, someone who could actually exist in this reality. You believe in Theo, don't you?

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[–] • 1 pt

You come off as one of the more sociable people on these sites. Though I say that knowing you are a bartender.

So in that respect your persona seems genuine.

Me, I'm a genuine hatemonger. But people are too busy calling me a Jew to notice.

[–] • 1 pt

I'm not actually sociable, I just like to ask a bunch of questions.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

He comes off as more autistic IRL. But he still serves strong drinks.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

TBH I live life like I'm the 'good guy'. I've already figured out my moral compass and choose to live by it. You only get one chance at life and I don't want to take a back seat. You have to make the decision to drive reality yourself. To trust in your own ideals. Your own mind.

So while I do choose to joke a lot and have some fun, my life isn't parody. Maybe it is only imitation of my favorite fictional heroes, but that'll lead me to being the best I can be.

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That's a rather creative pursuit.