Read this like I just told you to. Were you expecting some sort of pleasant poem? Some sort of jittering rhyme? You, out of all people, took the time out of your day (or is it night? even more pathetic) to read this. For what? What could possibly be the best case scenario of you finishing this little bit of inconsequential writing? I try to imagine what might be going through your head right now, but honestly, it isn't great. "Lol, Theo wrote another funny thing on the internet. I better read it until the end. After all, it could be quite witty, once he is done insulting my intelligence" It won't be. You'll take your disgusting, bacon-grease covered hand, and grip your mouse, slowly dragging it to open another tab on your dumb, esoteric security-optimized browser nobody has ever heard of, on your lame, useless Linux distro. And you will chortle to yourself... >Heh, that Theo guy, he sure is funny...