And he looked at her, and her name was Charlotte.
Well Charlotte, it appears that you have four appendages, and that is well-within one standard deviation of our ideal hire. Do you think there is anything that might set you apart from our other candidates?
Charlotte thought for a moment.
No, I am completely indistinguishable from your ideal candidate, especially given how many functional appendages I have.
Her proboscis curled with a sort of snide satisfaction. She was acing this interview.
And I see you went to Yale?
Fuck, Charlotte thought. Trick question...
I only went to Yale once, and only because all the steakhouses on the New Jersey turnpike were fully reserved for Martin Luther King Day.
The interviewer stared at her, with a mixture of menace and amusement...
Is that your final answer?
And he looked at her, and her name was Charlotte.
>Well Charlotte, it appears that you have four appendages, and that is well-within one standard deviation of our ideal hire. Do you think there is anything that might set you apart from our other candidates?
Charlotte thought for a moment.
>No, I am completely indistinguishable from your ideal candidate, especially given how many functional appendages I have.
Her proboscis curled with a sort of snide satisfaction. She was acing this interview.
>And I see you went to Yale?
Fuck, Charlotte thought. Trick question...
>I only went to Yale once, and only because all the steakhouses on the New Jersey turnpike were fully reserved for Martin Luther King Day.
The interviewer stared at her, with a mixture of menace and amusement...
>Is that your final answer?
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