I'm the crispr genome candy... now tell me... who's your daddy?

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Is this a house of 1000 corpses reference?

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It is. You're the only one that got that reference. Personally I was amused by my variation on the quote.

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"Statistically speaking, variations of quotes are more amusing than direct quotes." - Ben Franklin

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"Wise man, I bet he said that" - t. idiot myself III

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Is it strange I write headlines differently from sentences? For example: I should have said,

"I'm the crispr genome candy. Now tell me! Who's your Daddy?"

It's hard being a white man forced to do grammatical evil.

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