I've never seen such an accurate meme
I've never seen such an accurate meme
Who the fuck could this be???
He muttered to himself, disdainfully looking the Ameri-mutt up and down. At least the Ameri-mutt didn't look like a Gypsy. Perhaps that was a point in his favor.
The Ameri-mutt was riding upon a donkey. He did not bother to dismount as he rode into the village, instead looking down upon the Croatian's Friends and Family, with a brilliant, but simple, smile.
That is when he locked eyes with the Croatian, and jumped down from his Donkey.
Hello, I come to teach! Very Well!!!
The American was attempting to speak Croatian... At least, he seemed to be trying...
He was wearing a backpack with a massive water-bladder inside of it. As he continued to speak, his attempts at Croatian only grew more confident.
I teach, uhhhh, only you children, to spoke... speak??? Yes Speak, very much English. This will give them many opportunity, for good Job, in West Country.
The Young Croatian looked at the Ameri-mutt with a blank stare.
Yeah, that sounds awesome! I think everyone here could use practice with there English! Sure are happy you are here to help!
The Ameri-mutt stared blankly at the young Croation, before attempting to stutter...
Your English not so good. I here to teach English.
The Young Croatian replied
Yeah, sorry bro, I learned most of my English from watching Friends and Seinfeld, lol. My bad if you find my speech retarded.
The American look at him quizzically; and then, once again...
Yes!!! Pokeman!!! I will teach your simple slavic children to pronounce Pikachu! Otherwise, I will teach them Poetry. How do you feel about that?
Welcome.
Recline on one of our couches, upholstered in the finest silk we could have, imported from the Orient.
Take your pipe, filled with quality Afghan Poppy, and imbibe, while you listen to our house poets take you to transcendent realms with their words.
Should you feel so bold, feel free to pen a poem, or short story here, while you are under the beautiful duress of the midnight's oil.
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