Maybe she means Only Fans
Maybe she means Only Fans
Do you ask her for examples of her work to see if you're right?
Do you ask her for examples of her work to see if you're right?
You're on a domestic daytime flight. As is your custom, you politely converse with your seat neighbor, a 30ish White woman. The topic of work comes up, and she says she "creates and edits content"... for one of those ultra clickbait sites/services. How does the rest of the flight play out?
"Content? That sounds a little bit ambiguous, at least to me. But I would love to hear about it, do you think you could tell me a little bit more about your vision?"
I know this is a short flight. It is actually the shortest possible flight I could get to Raleigh from Philadelphia, and it is a Frontier flight, because they are the only airline that flies direct from PHL to RDU.
There is little leg-room, and I need her voice to drown out the noise of the Hispanic baby crying behind me.
The flight will be less than an hour and a half. Once we reach cruising altitude, it is only half an hour, and then, descent...
And I can tell this bitch is willing to talk. If I ask her the right question, she will drone on the entire flight, and I will be able to sleep until we land...
I just have to make sure I ask her the right question...
She tells me about her vision, and I interrupt her, without listening...
That sounds crazy brave, can you tell me about all the men who interrupted your vision without listening?
And she begins to talk, and tell me her struggle, and it drowns out the crying hispanic babies behind me, and all of a sudden, I drift off to sleep.
>You're on a domestic daytime flight. As is your custom, you politely converse with your seat neighbor, a 30ish White woman. The topic of work comes up, and she says she "creates and edits content"... for one of those ultra clickbait sites/services. How does the rest of the flight play out?
"Content? That sounds a little bit ambiguous, at least to me. But I would love to hear about it, do you think you could tell me a little bit more about your vision?"
I know this is a short flight. It is actually the shortest possible flight I could get to Raleigh from Philadelphia, and it is a Frontier flight, because they are the only airline that flies direct from PHL to RDU.
There is little leg-room, and I need her voice to drown out the noise of the Hispanic baby crying behind me.
The flight will be less than an hour and a half. Once we reach cruising altitude, it is only half an hour, and then, descent...
And I can tell this bitch is willing to talk. If I ask her the right question, she will drone on the entire flight, and I will be able to sleep until we land...
I just have to make sure I ask her the right question...
She tells me about her vision, and I interrupt her, without listening...
>That sounds crazy brave, can you tell me about all the men who interrupted your vision without listening?
And she begins to talk, and tell me her struggle, and it drowns out the crying hispanic babies behind me, and all of a sudden, I drift off to sleep.
Made me grin to start my morning, thanks Theo.
When did you last fly that route?
Made me grin to start my morning, thanks Theo.
When did you last fly that route?
It was about a month ago, my mother, my brother, my two nephews and I, we all flew down to visit my oldest half-brother, his stripper wife, and my other two nephews.
It was my youngest nephews birthday, but it was really just an opportunity for us all to make our Mom happy, I think she really wanted all of her progeny in one place at one time. Kind of crazy, she has only ever begat boys who have begotten boys.
Regardless, it was really nice visiting my oldest half-brother and his stripper wife, and I should probably stop calling her his stripper wife.
They have, by far and away, the healthiest relationship in my family. It's not like my brother married a random stripper; he was managing the bar she was stripping at, and they fell in love.
It was a wild birthday party, they rented out this weird kid's party place that had nothing but inflatable indoor bounce-houses. It is kind of an interesting business model, because you just need a few large indoor rooms with electricity to power the blowers, and a lot of bounce houses.
And the party was a really interesting mix; half her stripper co-workers and half parents from their pre-school.
I don't know if you have ever seen strippers buy presents for their co-workers kids, but they drop fucking money like nobody else. The gifts they gave were kind of insane.
One of her thirsty stripper colleagues would not stop hitting on me and my brother until we all agreed to go to an escape room. She was so nice, and really wild, but I couldn't stop noticing the scars on her hand and wondering what they were from.
It was about a month ago, my mother, my brother, my two nephews and I, we all flew down to visit my oldest half-brother, his stripper wife, and my other two nephews.
It was my youngest nephews birthday, but it was really just an opportunity for us all to make our Mom happy, I think she really wanted all of her progeny in one place at one time. Kind of crazy, she has only ever begat boys who have begotten boys.
Regardless, it was really nice visiting my oldest half-brother and his stripper wife, and I should probably stop calling her his stripper wife.
They have, by far and away, the healthiest relationship in my family. It's not like my brother married a random stripper; he was managing the bar she was stripping at, and they fell in love.
It was a wild birthday party, they rented out this weird kid's party place that had nothing but inflatable indoor bounce-houses. It is kind of an interesting business model, because you just need a few large indoor rooms with electricity to power the blowers, and a lot of bounce houses.
And the party was a really interesting mix; half her stripper co-workers and half parents from their pre-school.
I don't know if you have ever seen strippers buy presents for their co-workers kids, but they drop fucking money like nobody else. The gifts they gave were kind of insane.
One of her thirsty stripper colleagues would not stop hitting on me and my brother until we all agreed to go to an escape room. She was so nice, and really wild, but I couldn't stop noticing the scars on her hand and wondering what they were from.
Your life is so interesting.
Your life is so interesting.
Nonchalantly raise the cheek nearest her and let out a butt trumpet. "Excuse my bottom. What part of your work do you find brings you the most satisfaction?"
Nonchalantly raise the cheek nearest her and let out a butt trumpet. "Excuse my bottom. What part of your work do you find brings you the most satisfaction?"
"That's stupid. Did you watch Europa the Last battle?"
"That's stupid. Did you watch Europa the Last battle?"
She has not, but being of White mind she is open to learning and discovery. "What's it about?"
She has not, but being of White mind she is open to learning and discovery. "What's it about?"
"It's 2025 and you didn't watch Europa The Last Battle???"
I push the call for assistance button on the overhead console and yell towards the stewardess:
"Get this nigger bitch off the plane!"
"It's 2025 and you didn't watch Europa The Last Battle???"
I push the call for assistance button on the overhead console and yell towards the stewardess:
"Get this nigger bitch off the plane!"
lmao
lmao
Quietly.
Quietly.
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