"Gas the Children" With a wild smirk, the Comrade-General nodded. "Are you certain the children must be gassed? They are, after all, your only thing left in this world. Your property will be siezed, you and all military aged men will be sent off to re-education camps, women will be fondled, while the old cis-white heterosexuals will be left to die." "Gas the children." "Fine, but this is your last warning. Give up your leaders, and we will spare the sick, the elderly, the young and the old, what do you think of this final proposition?" "Gas the children." So they did,. gathered up all those young boys and girls, took them to the local middle school gymnasium, and gassed them all to death. The Comrade-General had expected as much, and met up with the revolution leader one more time. "You power has waned. Your future generations are gone. What do you have to say now? I expect you killed the children because you didn't want them to live under our rule, so maybe you have succeeded. Now there are no children left, so our orders have been met, our superiors are listening to our words right now, and they take our mission quite seriously. If our mission is not fulfilled, others, from the party, will come and fulfill it for us. Not that this will happen, because we have already gassed all of your children! And my superior is Artificial Intelligence, Comrade-Secratery Robotnik. He takes everything seriously. What would you tell him?" "Gas the children." "No, you can't be serious. There are no children left. Are there?" As he spoke, the death-drones circled around all of them, completely aware that they were all someone's children.