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Ghost-Written, The Brain was Psychic Parasite-Ridden, Delusions of Cerebral Impotence, with Conclusions of foiled Negligence,

Piss in the Pot, Piss in the Bottle, Shift the Hyundai into 4th, And hit the fucking throttle

The Algorithm is Crucial, The Algorithm is Tight, The Algorithm bans your dumb-ass opinion, To prove the Admin is right,

Look into the Screen, and Rotate your camera, Take a Selfie, And enter the Darkest Samsara.

Ghost-Written, The Brain was Psychic Parasite-Ridden, Delusions of Cerebral Impotence, with Conclusions of foiled Negligence, Piss in the Pot, Piss in the Bottle, Shift the Hyundai into 4th, And hit the fucking throttle The Algorithm is Crucial, The Algorithm is Tight, The Algorithm bans your dumb-ass opinion, To prove the Admin is right, Look into the Screen, and Rotate your camera, Take a Selfie, And enter the Darkest Samsara.

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This is art and belongs on artboard printed for a local showcase. I'll buy the rights or you should get an agent

[–] 1 pt

You think I should start opening up my sales calls with poetry?

They tell me the secret to opening up people is pattern interruption.

Gatekeepers and Decision-makers alike are so used to getting calls from sales humans, they train themselves to ignore most of what a person has to say.

But if I were to call them, and open the conversation with a formal poem, dedicated to them, perhaps they would be more open.

Perhaps the beauty of my words would help them get through their otherwise mundane Mondays.

Perhaps it could let them think of something else, other than Taco Tuesday.

[–] 2 pts

Yes you should, but I wouldn't suggest it.