>He was supposed to hit lightspeed and then turn back to earth. Now unexpectedly he was traveling so fast 3 galaxies were in his wake and he couldn't stop the chain reaction and the ship was increasing in speed still. He though had company, 4 ships of unknown origin had matched his speed and were flying just 30 ft from his hull. Holy fuck they were going fast. The ships, which were so close to him, insanely close to him, seemed to be glowing violet and orange all around. What did that mean? Tachyon particle emissions? A true Quark-Drive? His intercom opened up without him accepting the hail. "You like our sweet lights, faggot? They glow in colors your Earthling eyes couldn't comprehend, that's how we get intergalactic girls wet AS FUCK!!!" Was this some sort of ploy to trick him? The United Federation of Solaris has never encountered an extraterrestrial species. How could they even know how to speak English? "We intercept your signal, Earth-Fag! We watch *FAST AND FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT *!" Well, this was confusing. He was only testing the first Warp Drive. "You Earthling Nigger! We Also Intercept X-Box Live communications from early 2000's! We know exactly how you Homos speak to each other! Now race me, N00B h0mo! we r totally 1337! Otherwise we obliterate homo earth!" So, at that point, he had one choice, and one choice only. He raced.