On the reasons neighbors... {something you've noticed about neighbors}
Well, the neighbors keep on looking at me, through my window.
It's disgusting, actually.
They insist on watching me all the time.
You see, I live in a row-house right next to them, in a fucking city. A major city.
And I have the unfortunate curse of having a Vitamin D deficiency. I ain't proud of it. I was borne with it.
So unfortunately, I got real light, what you might even call, Pasty, skin. And I don't get enough Vitamin E. Or D, was it? My doctor told me, but that's secondary.
Regardless,.the lack of the vitamins means I need more sunlight, so I take down my curtains, and I stand naked, like I should?
Dr's orders,. right?
And here I am,. doing what Doctor tells me, when suddenly, there two peeping Tom's, a man and his wife, start looking at me through their window! Real twisted, I tell ya!
They even called the cops afterwards. Probably had some sort of arrest fetish.
Just so you know you can't get vitamin D from light through a window. It requires UV-B light, which glass is opaque to.
Litterally vitamin D is only formed in the 2 hours that the sun is highest in the sky because even the sky is pretty opaque to it and the ratio of UV-A (useless to vitamin D) and UV-B becomes so high that you will basically burn before you get any vitamin D outside of 11:00-1:00.
Yeah, yeah! That's what I'll tell the cops when they ask me why I had to stick my member out the window! Otherwise I wouldn't get the nutrients!
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