Well, the neighbors keep on looking at me, through my window. It's disgusting, actually. They insist on watching me all the time. You see, I live in a row-house right next to them, in a fucking city. A major city. And I have the unfortunate curse of having a Vitamin D deficiency. I ain't proud of it. I was borne with it. So unfortunately, I got real light, what you might even call, Pasty, skin. And I don't get enough Vitamin E. Or D, was it? My doctor told me, but that's secondary. Regardless,.the lack of the vitamins means I need more sunlight, so I take down my curtains, and I stand naked, like I should? Dr's orders,. right? And here I am,. doing what Doctor tells me, when suddenly, there two peeping Tom's, a man and his wife, start looking at me through their window! Real twisted, I tell ya! They even called the cops afterwards. Probably had some sort of arrest fetish.