Dear Fabio,
Calling somebody "spaghetti nigger" isn't even that offensive
Dear Fabio,
Calling somebody "spaghetti nigger" isn't even that offensive
BADA BING,
BADA BOOM,
DA CHICKEN PARM,
GOTTA MAKE ROOM.
Red wine
Pasta
Pizza pie
Who's not ready holler "I"
Fuckin A if that wasn't the best mother fucking pizza
It was simple,
San Marzano Sauce,
bit of garlic,
Mozzarella!
That would make a gooey mess.
boopity bobbity
Hands off my spaghetti
Hoppity bobbity tell everybody
Greasy hairy stinking wop Diego bastard thank you for spaghetti.
Arab features
hairy arms
chains of gold
accent their charms
Bump-nosed Giuseppe
cried "Mama Mia!"
Someone robbed the pizzeria.
Dat's a spicy meatball!
Still gonna have to wack you.
Once met an Italian.
Two times Tony, spaghet’tha papers.
Ayyyeee...
The Mafia? No.
Just an organized group of Italian people.
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