Physics was never meant to be a Theological Tool,
Until,
God-Willing,
God-Given,
Pfizer-granted us Techno-Academic Rule,
Blasphemous Professors fucking witless post-grads,
In their surgically regendered post-operative g'nads,
Studying non-existent and elusive quantum particles,
While citing Gender Theory academic journal articles,
The links are tenuous,
But the thoughts are bold,
Scientific consensus,
Is here to be sold,
The Head of the English Department is out on Sabbatical,
So keep you treasonous essays violently radical,
And dont worry if your poems turn out, ungrammatical...
Physics was never meant to be a Theological Tool,
Until,
God-Willing,
God-Given,
Pfizer-granted us Techno-Academic Rule,
Blasphemous Professors fucking witless post-grads,
In their surgically regendered post-operative g'nads,
Studying non-existent and elusive quantum particles,
While citing Gender Theory academic journal articles,
The links are tenuous,
But the thoughts are bold,
Scientific consensus,
Is here to be sold,
The Head of the English Department is out on Sabbatical,
So keep you treasonous essays violently radical,
And dont worry if your poems turn out, ungrammatical...
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